Alright kids...  well at this time you can imagine i was pretty sad.. my clb 2 family had just left for iraq... and here i was all alone... life was pretty shitty... but then I got moved to CLB 8... i remember my first day there... I was telling myself... "ok, you have a lot of knowledge... you are a great leader... lets let this pass on to this company"... haha I was so sure I was going to end up being a good marine.. lol ... yeah right...  anyway, i met one of my corporals from Second platoon... cpl cucinello  (who is now sgt cucinello.. i know if i didnt put that in here he would read it at some point and get butt hurt ) hehe anyway, he introduced me to the rest of the platoon and the first person I met was Hernandez... I said to him... sooo... can i call you pablo?? cuz im probably not going to remember your name... hehe he was so shy at the time and was like "idk... i guess so"...

              slowly but surely hernandez and I became really good friends.. we started skating at work ( skating means, the stupid ass marine corps still pays us, while we either go sleep somewhere during working hours.. or we just pretend like were at an appointment... and sleep... either way, your sleeping lol )... anyway, we would just go out to his car or my car and listen to tunes and chill (we both had black firebirds ) we used to park our cars next to each other all the time too hehe.. he started coming out to my house like every single day.. we really hit it off.. we laughed at eachother's stupid ass jokes that no one else ever got.... and damn did we talk shit!!! haha that  is an understatement... damn... if you hung out with us... odds are... we talked shit about you haha not always in a bad way... but ... yeah haha...


             we would throw parties at my place EVERY WEEKEND... we would make it fun and set up themes ... like toga... or pimps and hoes... I remember meeting Mann.. he and I ended up dating for a while there... but it was always kind of awkward... im not sure why... but i want to tell you... he was a little shorter than me.. and kinda skinny... but his penis was sooo fuckikng huge!!!! like, a horse wiener... haha im not kidding... it was huge... haha so thats kinda why we stayed together... the sex... it was always good... but the other problem was.. he was a little younger than me... which, for some reason really bothers me... almost as much as being really really skinny bothers me... idk i have weird ticks haha...

            well, after partying our asses off in sneads ferry for a while, hernandez and I ended up moving out to Surf City, NC... we got this huge ass house.. four bedrooms and four bathrooms.. absolutely beautiful!!! we had some amazing get togethers out there... I remember the Hobo party... haha we all dressed in torn ass clothes and wore signs from our necks.. haha  we had so many people there... people were puking off the balcony onto other people's cars... we had some people on the beach, in the street.. omg it was a mess.. but a completely fun and awesome mess... the next morning a cop ended up showing up... idk who let him in... but he got into my bedroom somehow and started lecturing me about how underage drinking is bad.... and how I shouldnt drink.. yeah, ok... in the middle of his lecture he looked down on the floor, and there was a sign that read in huge letters  "WILL SUCK DICK FOR DRUGS" hahahaha omg the look on his face haha it was priceless.... he told me the reason he actually came to the house was because there was a trail of blood leading up to my house, and a bloody hand print on my door like a fucking zombie movie!! hahaha  epic...

                  Hernandez and I used to download songs for hours and put them on his Ipod just so we could have a good party mix... we would devote hours to getting ready for our amazing parties... it was great...  once we had a TIKI party... I would deffinately pick that as my favorite party of all time... we had a ton of people there!! jungle juice, beer, food... card games AND beer pong... zuma zuma to top it all off... that night my neighbor kept coming over... ` he would bring his stupid ass dog in my house... ugh.. i was getting pissed..., so i told him to leave... but then he couldnt find his dog... we kicked him out anyway, i figured, someone let the dog outside a while ago and he was gone... well, like three hours later, my neighbors drunk ass comes back to the house, and swears up and down the dog is in the house... we looked everywhere... and we opened up the bathroom door... it was locked for like that whole three hours and no one realized haha... when we opened it, there was this guy in there ... dont remember who it was , but he was laying on the floor, cuddling with my neighbors dog... yeah,, i hope they didnt do anything nasty... eh.. oh well..so then the neighbor left... but low and behold, he came back... and he was trying to start fights with everyone... omg i was getting so sick and tired of this dude... so i just grabbed him and punched him and threw him down the stairs... yeah he left and didnt come back after that... it was awesome.. hehe...

                      I always had a lot of loyal followers... as in dudes that were ... obsessed with me... ugh.. i had one, that wanted more than anything for me to be his "son's mother"... dear god.. he talked about it EVERY SINGLE DAY... he would call me and be like... my son wants to meet you... he calls you mom already!... ugh.. yeah, id never even talked to his kid... good grief... there was this other guy... he used to get me chocolates and flowers EVERY SINGLE DAY... do we see a pattern kids?? yeah, if you do something every single day... lets make it... saying i love you... once ... every single day... thats ok.... but doing all this crazy shit... dear god... I would come home and I would have flowers EVERYWHERE... and teddy bears everywhere..l. good god...   oh, but one time, i kinda ran out of excuses not to have sex with him.... and i mean, he had a really good body... and he was really nice... but omg when we started having sex... i didnt even know we WERE having sex!! ahh!! ... i have never had to fake it so much... omg i remember laying there thinking... " when the hell is he going to force himself somehow to finish so i can push him and is quarter inch of a cock off of me..." oh yeah... it was bad...  but when it finally was over with... i did what we all want to do after a night of awful sex.... i told him i didnt feel comfortable with him staying in my room with me haha.... so he went downstairs and sleep in one of the empty bedrooms hahaha gosh i am a bitch haha... oh and after that i went downstairs to hernandez's room and talked shit hahaha....

                I cant leave out the part where I met michael  ingram... i met him at one of our many parties we had at our pad... I was sitting at the table, playing cards with boggs, leann, and hernandez... and probably a few other people... but i cant remember now.. i remember telling michael, he looked like edward from twilight... which i really dont see now... but back then apparently he did... i started liking him because he had a mohawk... and i am a stupid ass sucker for basically any man with a mohawk...  i told his friend corey sims that i didnt want a fuck and go relationship... If he wanted to get with me, he had to start a relationship with me... but apparently, corey never told him... and michael was ACTUALLY interested in a friend of mine's wife.. amanda stringfield...  yeah... he ended up settleing for me though  ( no we didnt fuck the first night) asswads haha... he actually pretty much just left without saying good bye that night... so i probably should have just let him be... but we ended up hangin out alot and going out to eat sushi for my first time.... which i love now!!!... and we had another party, he showed up and we were standing on the second floor balcony, i asked him if he was going to fuck amanda's sister when she came to visit in june... and he said PROBABLY!! wtf ?!?! who the fuck does that??omg i was falling in love with this guy and he throws that shit at me like that?!? wow.. needless to say, i ran away crying like a little highschool bitch... it was pretty bad... he ended up leaving... and by coincidence, amanda ended up staying the night at his place that night... he swears nothing happend... but good god... who knows... after that, we started kind of talking again after a few weeks... and he pretty much just used me for sex... and i was really really just trying to start a relationship....ugh.. god damn i was fucking retarded... alright change of pace....

                 hernandez had rats in his room lol (no not like an infestation... like pets haha) he had marvin, bella, and chester... yeah... i used to go down there and grab marvin by his back fat and say "MAAAARRRRRVIIIINNN" lol i think i was the only person that his rat bit... and i dont blame him ahahaha... i do remember once when chester bit hernandez, he threw him outside on his balcony... haha chester stayed out there for a whole day, cowering under the papason chair that was out there haha... he was ok though.. probably just hungry...  oh, and eventually bella ended up having babies... i told hernandez to sperate the males from her... but he didnt... im sure we can all guess how well that went... little dead pink babies EVERYWHERE...

                ok well after all the fun times at the beach house, we ended up getting evicted.... yeah, apparently you CAN party too hard haha.... we decided to move into the barracks... which wasnt so bad... cuz I got a whole room to myself... I had a lot of shit though... everything fit nicely in my little room... even my tortoise malificus, i tucked him away in a wall locker... complete with a heat lamp, and heat pad... yeah, probably not that safe... but seriously, would you be that upset if the barracks in french creek burned down?? yeah, i didnt think so... your welcome... lol  --- so one night, i was laying in my barracks room... just chillin... and i look over on the floor.. there i see i fucking huge ass monster roach!!!! he stopped and just looked at me moving his little feelers all around... I fucking freaked out!!! i jumped down off my bed, going to grab my shoes... so he turned and ran underneath the other bed... i put my shoes on and grabbed a stick... I pulled the bed out and tried smashing him... but i couldnt see him... so i gave up and layed back down... i was sitting there drawing in my sketch book... and i look up at the ceiling.. THAT MOTHER FUCKIN ROACH!!! it was crawling up the fucking wall!!! i quick called hernandez and told him to come over right away and bring something to kill a roach with... haha so he brings a shoe... anyway, he gets over to the wall... and when he tried to smash the roach, it got up on the ceiling and was comilng towards my bed!!! i was screaming and yelling!!! hernandez tried to smash it again and it fell on top the wall locker, and then jumped back onto the floor and tried to run away, but he jumped right on top of it and killed it!!! omg the fucking roaches in the barracks are like cats!! good god....( little fun fact, the largest cockroach in the world was found in the sewer system of camp lejeune~!)... just so ya know... something to think about the next time you flush one of those bastards down the toilet without thouroughly killing it lol

                    after a litlte more settling in... and switching units to GS company ... and then CLB 6... my friend Bumblebee *(a corporal i knew from clb8) asked me to go with him to DC for new years in 2008... id never been up to the capital before, so of course, i went with... i bought this really cute tight, hot pink mini dress to wear! i was pumped... we went up and walked around outside a lot and looked at all the monuments and went through the art museum! it was gorgeous!!!... i was really excited about seeing the White house... but honestly.. all you can see is a lot of grass and waaaaaay far away is the white house... (if your standing in the back)...  i was highly disapointed... I was expecting to see obama outside picking some cotton... hahahahaha omg im sorry lol it was a perfect spot for that joke... i had to do it haha im jk though... anyway, moving on... so later on in the night, out of nowhere ,  i get a call from Redman... yeah the same ol redman... /// lets move backwards for a minute.... after we checked into the fleet, redman had that spot on his head that hurt really bad remember? well, it turned out to be a tumor thing... yeah.. he had to be stationed in Virginia at the hospital for like, a year or a little longer... and eventually, he just got out of the marine corps all together... so i really hadnt seen him in a while when he called me--- he got the tumor removed, and hes all good now... hes on facebook if your really worried about him haha/// anyway, so he called me, and low and behold.. he was in DC for new years too!! so, we went and picked him up and took him with us to this party we were going to... which ended up being like, a bunch of brownies getting together in someones basement...(yes, i said brownies... not racist at all... i say it because there not just mexican, ... some are bolivian, peruvian, spanish, equadorian...yeah you learn a lot)... anyway, so the night carried on... we ended up schooling em on beer pong, and learning to dance the bachata.... and at the stroke of midnight, redman and i toasted and drank to 2009!  he ended up leaving with some chick.... as usual... haha i cant win..  after that party, we ended up going to a spanish dance club... because those clubs in DC dont close until like 5 am ... wow!...  ok i just wanna give some advice to the other white chicks out there... DO NOT EVER GO TO  A SPANISH DANCE CLUB WEARING A HOT PINK DRESS ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE BRIGHT BLONDE HAIR!!!... usually when you have that light of hair, you stand out a lot more... but omg it was sooo bad... i was the only white person in there ... and I was like a foot taller than allll the men in there because of my heels... they were huge... and of course, bumblebee just had to get mad at me over something in this fucking place, and he left me there to fend for myself, while like 32 old/young spanish men came up to me and said anything along the lines of... "your beautiful lets dance" to ... mmm white girl... or hey sexy.... or some other spanish shit that i couldnt understand at all!!! omg it was horrible... all i wanted to do was get out of there!!! but this was one of those basement clubs... and you had to literally fight your way through about 50 feet worth of solid, sweaty people rubbing up against eachother before you could even get to the stairs... ugh... so i finally got out... and when i did... theres bumblebees friend standing right on the edge of the street for everyone to see, smoking a fucking joint!.... wow... its amazing that we cant even get away with that in sioux city iowa... but in our state capital, where the president lives, where theres a shit load of FBI and all kinds of police... you can smoke pot... right on the fucking street... oh hey cops.. what up?? want some pot? oh yeah sure plenty for everyone ... lol god america amazes me...    anyway, eventually bumblebee got over it.... probably because he was sooo fucking wasted he could hardly walk...  anyway, we ended up getting a cab.. and we decided to go to mcdonalds, and then get a hotel room....
               well, while we were waiting in the drive thru line at mcdonalds, some homeless dude comes to the window and stares at me... i was like "omg is that a hobo??? ive never seen a real hobo before!!"... bumblebee was like... dont look at him, hes gonna rob us!!!! haha... i said " i wanna give him somethin!! hurry get my purse.!!! lol " so i ended up giving this bum a pack of cigarettes and 5 dollars haha then he cut in line in front of us in the drive thru... which doesnt make much sense... drive thru... and some dirty ass bum can just walk in front of the cab lol ... oh yeah, and i remember our cab driver was arabic haha he was on his cell phone and was talking all weird and i was like ... marhaba!!! hahaha he looked at me like.... seriously lady?? hahaha omg i was so wasted.... (marhaba means hello in arabic!-- yeah i took arabic in the marine corps before clb 2 deployed haha - even though my biggest memory in that class was looking up horse porn with the rest of the class on my laptop hahaha... classic..--- )  anyway, so we got our food... and we got to this shitty ass hotel room.... i remember, i laid down on my side, and faced away from bumblebee... he stripped down to his underwear... and laid down next to me... then he got really really close.. and i felt his boner on my butt .. i thought... oh sweet jesus... this mother fucker is sooo fucking wasted... i dont even want to pretend like i want to have sex with him... then i kind of felt him, and he was naked!!! lol i looked at him and said "mauricio!! where the fuck did your underwear go!?! you just had em on a second ago!!" lol he looked at me all sly and said... hmm i guess they just must have slipped off... " omg... he was actually trying to be really sexy about this.... but seriously... he wore whitey tighties... NOTHING was going to slip outta those things hahaha needless to say, after him trying to have sex with me for like an hour, he past out, and then the sun was up... so i couldnt sleep.... i laid there and watched tv until about 8am... and he woke up and called his friend to come pick us up... lol i just didnt mention the little incident... haha

             well, hope you enjoyed reading up until this point... dont worry ... there is plenty more where this comes from!!! leave me a comment or something if you like this... so i feel like i have a purpose of writing this stuff hehe makes me feel good ...   thanks again for reading!!! have a good night!!!

                        sarah hannah stickney